Germany leads the way

[Fozzer]

I bet you're telling me that so that you make me look rediculous. LOL j/k

Hi Kat...!
NAH... ...!
It's the National costume of Germany....

They wont let you in unless you are wearing it... ...!
...trust me... ...!

LOL...LOL...LOL..!

Cheers mate... ...!
Paul.
(England).

P.S.

[BFMF]

LOL

This thread is cracking me up

I don't think I would go into a place like that. I would much rather find an internet cafe where I can log onto the forums

I'm gonna stick to Paul's advice and i'm gonna stay single as long as I can

[Hagar]

Don't believe a word of it Katahu. I'm sure Exploder will confim that what Fozzer describes (Lederhosen) is the traditional dress of Bavaria, not the whole of Germany.
http://www.lederhosenmuseum.de/GBhomepage.htm
Unless they moved it without telling me Hamburg is nowhere near Bavaria.

Come to think of it that place the Beatles used to frequent might be more interesting. What was it called now? Ah - I know - The Reeperbahn........!
That sounds much more like my idea of a M

[Fozzer]

Blimey Doug... ...!
Looking through that site* reminds me of why I insisted in getting de-mobbed from Germany in 1957.
Being chased by a "Lederhosen" clad person of dubious sex in Duisburg was always my worst nightmare.... ...!

Au Weidersen all... ..!
Paul.
(A different Saxony).... ...!

..and they are always getting up early in the morning and pinching the best deck-chairs at all the holiday resorts..... ...!

P.S...*try this one...
http://www.fozzersgrubbyunderpants.com

Nah, nana, na, na... ...!

[Hagar]

Being chased by a "Lederhosen" clad person of dubious sex in Duisburg was always my worst nightmare.... ...!

ROFLMAO...........!
Now that's something I would pay good money to see. LOL  :D

..and they are always getting up early in the morning and pinching the best deck-chairs at all the holiday resorts..... ...!

Not likely to affect me. I steer clear of those sort of places. When was the last time you took a holiday? Me, I'm on permanent holiday.

[ATI_7500]

oh,boys....you're too funny. and hagar is right. btw: i don't like bavarians,they're too....umm....let's say "strange". i prefer either saxonians or people from northern and eastern germany. they're much nicer and more interesting.


-update on the "female accompagnition" issue:
talked to "her" about the invitation to the concert this afternoon. well,it sounded like she doesn't want to go there with me.......damned!
what shall i do? ask her again? leave her alone? publish her photo in the forums? (a sort of revenge *evil grin*) being depressed and getting terribly drunk? cry?

got no luck with chicks... :-/

[Sock]

got no luck with chicks... :-/

Join the club.    :-[

Sock

[Fozzer]

oh,boys....you're too funny.

-update on the "female accompagnition" issue:
talked to "her" about the invitation to the concert this afternoon. well,it sounded like she doesn't want to go there with me.......damned!
what shall i do? ask her again? leave her alone? publish her photo in the forums? (a sort of revenge *evil grin*) being depressed and getting terribly drunk? cry?

got no luck with chicks... :-/

Silent... ...!
Consider yourself very lucky that she has allowed you to escape so lightly... ...!
Now find a nice comfy arm-chair, light up the gas fire, pop a humourous video into the slot, crack open a couple , (or three), cans of Heineken, sit down, enjoy the video, and contemplate upon your extreme good luck... ...!
It may not happen again... ...!
. from one who knows all about such things... ...!
LOL...LOL...LOL..!

Cheers mate... ...!
Paul.
(England).

P.S. by the way...were you wearing your "Lederhosen" when you asked her out...?
Remember that tip the next time a female attempts to snare you... ... ... ...!
LOL...LOL...LOL..!

[ATI_7500]

oh,paul...

okay,i'll try to get over it....but using my way of coping with things: playing computer games till i'm mad!


-edit: i'll ask her again during next week. hopefully,she'll change her mind.

[Fozzer]

ok, paul...

...-edit: i'll ask her again during next week. hopefully,she'll change her mind.

Blimey Silent... ...!
For my sake and your future hapiness and sanity, don't forget to don your leather shorts, pointy hat with a feather, wooly socks, buckled shoes, etc,

[ozzy72]

Silent DON'T go there mate Trust me as one who got 'excessively lucky', and now is married!!! And skint!!!
Best advice play CFS till you drop, or until the beer causes your head to collapse onto the keyboard

Ozzy

[ATI_7500]

ummm...mkay,ozzy.
i'll try to forget....but it won't be easy,because ....oh,well,this is a long story....