"I call that bull talk, for a one-eyed fat man"
........
Drill Sgt to huge black guy:
"There will be no racism in my camp, from now on your name is Pvt Snowball"
Drill Sgt to Pvt
"Sweet jesus, I think weve finally found something you arn't entirly s*** at"
Another one.
(sounding like he's pissed) "You want confirmation, General? (turns around and points out the window)Take a look. There's your confirmation"
"What is your name?"
*says name*
"What is your misson?"
*says misson*
"What is the average velocity airspeed of a Swallow?"
"European or African?"
"H..... I don't know!"
*gets flung in the air*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I am nothing without my rifle. And my rifle is nothing without me."
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