comedians

[ozzy72]

There are some great Australian comedians but the Yanks and Poms wouldn't know who they were......

But as for those that are 'Internationally known'.......

I've always liked Steve Martin, Python, Billy Connolly.

(Sorry Ozzy, the Goons are a bit before my time - even though you are younger than I.....lol )

I also don't mind some of Sienfelds stuff (especially the one about when the Budgie, with slicked back hair - that's how all budgies wear their hair, slicked back) that flies into the mirror - he asks why the Budgie doesn't at least try to swerve and miss the "other" budgie coming straight at it..........lol

I have been known to listen to Eddy Murphy for a while, until the MF's, F's and everything else get to the point where they become boring.

Oh yeah, I've loved Bill Cosby's 'on stage' stuff since I was a kid. (The Dentist Visit)........

[Scottler]

John--most CD stores will carry some of his stuff....

[packercolinl]

The Big Yin,Monty Python,Spike Milligan and Bill Cosby live,LMAO

[ozzy72]

Professor Bren, err would we be talking about Kevin Wilson here? 'Cos that guy does crack me up, for some reason I forgot to put his name on the list! Damn funny!
Especially Hey Santa Claus, my favourite Xmas song

Ozzy

[Fozzer]

The tall bloke with the glasses...
and the bloke with the short, fat, hairy legs...
[glb]MORECAMBE and WISE![/glb]

...not forgetting "The two Ronnies"... ...!
...the hardware shop...
"Four candles, (fork handles), "0's", (hose)...etc..."

Cheers...!
Paul.
(England).

P.S.  I always play Kevin Wilsons "Hey Santa Claus, *** ****...", whenever the Vicar calls... ...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

[Lethal.Ambition]

OK thanks scott. I just went to the guys website, the intro is funny! LOL but perverted..

Thanks, I will check a store around here along 49th big ole street

[Scottler]

No problem, John.  FYI, you might need a parent or older cousin to make the purchase for you.  Most of his stuff is pretty raunchy, and has earned the 18+ rating.  lol

[pete]

Professor Bren, err would we be talking about Kevin Wilson here? 'Cos that guy does crack me up, for some reason I forgot to put his name on the list! Damn funny!
Especially Hey Santa Claus, my favourite Xmas song

Ozzy

Very funny. And of course the irreverant Aussie humour.

I like the Santa Claus song too. The chorus goes.

"Santa Claus you C***, where's me F****n bike.....

Excuse me Ladies

[Fozzer]

I like the Santa Claus song too. It goes...

"Santa Claus you C***, where's me F****n bike.....

"I've opened all this uvver junk, and there's nuffin' that I like.."
"I wrote ya a letter, and I come to see ya twice.."

...next line please... ...!
...if you dare... ...!
LOL...!

Paul.
(England).

P.S ..'cos I'm a Cockney I can sing the whole song in genuine Aussie lingo.... ...!

P.P.S...come on lads, this is too good to be keeping to ourselves...Lets shock the youngsters out there... ...!

http://kevin.bloody.wilson.com.au/

...all together... ...!

[pete]

Cheech & Chong
Laurel & Hardy ..
Woody Allen
Richard Pryor Live
Lee Evans
Jack Dee
Chris Rock
Father Ted
Jackie Mason


Many, many more..... & a few I'd hit myself in the face for not including in this ..

[ozzy72]

If we're talking TV, then the Yes Minister/Prime Minister, 'Allo 'Allo, Dads Army, It Ain't Half Hot Mum, Red Dwarf, My Hero, The Young Ones, The Goodies, Black Adder (except the third series which was pants),  The Comic Strip, Open All Hours, Only Fools And Horses, Father Ted, The Vicar of Dibley etc etc.

Ozzy

[Craig.]

another one i want to add to the list,
al murray, with time gentlemen please, thats a funny show.
also blackadder goes forth, that was a great show.

[ozzy72]

I'm ashamed at myself, I forgot Kenny Everett!

[Wing Nut]

I can't believe no one here remembers Sam Kinnison...

The man was a genius!



Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

People say "Sam, aren't you afraid to make jokes like this?  Aren't you afraid you're going to go to hell?"

"Hell? I was MARRIED for two F***ing years!  Nothing scares me!"

"Here's how stupid I am:  I was married twice!"

"I think the devil would be pretty bored with married people."

"Aaarrgghhh!!!  Oh, married?  Never mind.  I guess there's nothing new for you here..."

"Married twice huh?  Want a job?"

[OTTOL]

my vote goes to George Bush!

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."?Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a?a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."?Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."?Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

and the infamous:

"They misunderestimated me."?Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

 ;D