comedians

[Craig.]

little bored and, well
who is everyones favorate comedian??(doesnt even have to be famous person, maybe you know someone who is funny.
personally i have to say Chris Rock, this guy is hillarious, and almost everything he says has me in stitches.
honorable mention, has to goto my Ex, she is the funniest person i have personally known and will manage to make you laugh in the toughest of times.

[Travis]

I can't remember his name, but he uses MF and Sh*! and C#@ks@#ker so much it makes my grandmother leave the room.

You know, the old white guy with the ponytail!

Carlson, Carson, Carlton, Crampass . . . somethin like that . . .

On the tip of my tongue . . .

GRRRRRR . . . now I'm not going to be able to think about anything else!!

[Tequila Sunrise]

Jasper Carrot or "The big Yin"

[Travis]

AHhhh!  Just remembered its George Carlin! Duh!

[Woodlouse2002]

Eddie Izzard. Funniest man on the planet. No contest.

[Sock]

All I have to say is: "Seven words you can't say on TV."

Sock

[ozzy72]

The Big Yin, Jasper Carrot, Mike Harding, The Monty Python Boys, The Goons, Spike Milligan, Rowan Atkinson, and of course Peter Sellers.

[Maccers]

Billy Conolly and Lee Evans. Both very funny in differnt ways (completely)

[Paz]

 I always liked Steve Martin, The Pythons (of course), Jack Black cracks me up, Benny Hill was good in his day,
there are a lot more but can't think of them right now.

[Wing Nut]

There are different kinds of comedians.  For movies or TV, Steve Martin and Gene Wilder, and John Belushi.

For Stand-up it's got to be Robin Williams or Sam Kinnison...

On donating food to third world countries...

"Hey, we just came 6000 miles with your food, and on the way over, we had an idea.  Maybe this wouldn't be so hard if you people would move WHERE THE FOOD IS!  You live in a desert!  Nothing grows here!  Get your shit, pack your stuff, we'll make ONE trip!  Move where the food is!"

[Daz]

Lee evans .....very very funny saw lee evans live at wembley and i was laughing till i got home. then i went out and bought the dvd of it and watched it 3 times.

[ATI_7500]

leslie nielsen,lloyd bridges,jim carrey.

[Scorpiоn]

• Famous: George Carlin, I've never laughed so much just reading a book! Napalm and Silly Putty, it just demand to be read!
• Personally: This Scottish kid named David I knew a year or two ago.  Although I still have doubts he was really Scottish, he was the funniest person I've ever heard.  Good times...
• Entertainment: The Simpsons is the only show on TV that's even remotely funny.  Family Guy was taken off, and that was good also.  The Far Side is always a great read.

[Scottler]

While my girlfriend is, to date, the funniest human being I've ever had the blessing of knowing (she can just look at me a certain way and it's over...), there are numerous people who make careers out of making me laugh.

First and foremost, the king.  The Comedy God.  Mr. George Carlin.  If you haven't heard his airline routine, find it.  You'll be in tears.

Second.  Colin Quinn.  He's awful.  But he's hysterically awful.

Third.  Lewis Black.  THAT is my sense of humor identically.  I'll just go off on rants that are very Black-esque.

Fourth.  Chris Rock.  Hilarious.

Fifth.  Dave Attell.  Insomniac on Comedy Central is hilarious.  And it's not scripted, making it even funnier.

[Lethal.Ambition]

WHere can I find George Carlin?