Crime and Punishment

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:12 pm

that was good but, I'd like to make on esudgestion:
instead of the sharpest knife you can find, how about the bluntest, rustiest contaminated blade?
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby torquestripe » Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:25 pm

Everyone except Hyperion missed the boat on this one.
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:oThese guys should be hired by M$ and anyone else who sells programs to the public.
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If they could be used to put safegaurds into operating systems than we wouldn't need to continuously download virus updates, blockers, etc.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Sock » Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:31 pm

No I like sharpest blade.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Ivan » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:17 am

inject them with Ebola Zaire... 80% chanche they won't survive
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby BFMF » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:29 am

I personally think death is too good for them.

Make the little scumbags spend the rest of their lives cleaning the sewer systems of all the major cities ;D
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:10 am

inject them with Ebola Zaire... 80% chanche they won't survive


But remember, these guys are good at spreading virus's.  I don't want Ebola, Lassa fever or any other tropical bug thanks.

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:24 am

Public crucifixtion live on national TV gets my vote, and while you're nailing them up could we squeeze in a few politicians, all traffic wardens, tax men, and anyone who ever brought a Spice Girls album?

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Smoke2much » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:33 am

Not a bad plan Ozzy....  I'll think about it and see what I can do ;D
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Travis » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:47 pm

Just put them in the meanest state jail you can find (prefferably Texas) and tell all the inmates they like little kids.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby geezer » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:51 pm

Take them up in a Ch-46 to about 8,000' agl. Open the hatch. Tie a very strong 3/8th inch diameter nylon line that is 6000' long around the middle of the body and anchor it to the body of the chopper. Tie hands and feet together. Put weight around hands and feet to keep them below head. Push miscreant out of hatch.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Polynomial » Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:05 am

How could u go past the one and only, Dr Hannibal Lecter.  Not only would the most generous Dr. make their death most painful and slow he would then proceed to eat the bastard, and possibly even feed some of themselves to themselves.  But overall there isn't a punishment cruel enough for those who strive to destroy our toyz.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Rifleman » Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:18 pm

What should we do to the creaters of Virus's


Well now, this one's easy......take away all the things in life that they could "play" with........and in doing so, make them become responsible adults with no further childhood thoughts for the rest of their lives.......

When my kids mis-behaved, they were never rewarded by being sent to their room where all the toys were......they were made to sit on the living room floor in silence for haf an hour or so. No TV. No Conversation. No Playing. ...and if they tried to play with their fingers, ...sit on them.....
........only had to do this one once or twice.....after this they learned the 6 basic lessons of life and the associated relationships of them......

Yes
No
Right
Wrong
Good
Bad

These six can be applied to all life situations ........think about it..........
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Iroquois » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:30 pm

All of the above most definately.

Or we could do what my dad says. Tie them to the highest branch of a very tall tree by their eye lids and pick hairs out of their bum until they blink.  ;D
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Hogans_Alley » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:35 pm

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Come on you guys, have a little mercy. For punishment, do as follows:

1.   Castrate using a dull contaminated rusty knife.
2.   Place a hang noose around his neck and let him tippy toe on the back of a chair.
3.   Make him drink rat poison.
4.   After, shoot him in the head with a dum-dum bullet
5.   Then behead him.
6.   Finally, push him out of a helicopter.

But for cruel punishment:

1.   Inject him with the virus and let him linger into a slow conscious death.

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby ATI_7500 » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:45 pm

tie 'em up on a stake and burn 'em. or dig out mister hitler's torture and killing tools.
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