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Crime and Punishment

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:06 pm

So, what do you think should happen to the scum who try and hurt our toys for giggles?

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Hagar » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:09 pm

All the above - slowly.  >:(
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Crumbso » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:10 pm

String em up thats what I say
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:11 pm

I think feed em their fingers. Castration would be good but it won't stop them and the little sh*t might be a SHE!
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Scottler » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:11 pm

Tap into their brains (figuratively) and extract all that knowledge so we can use it against their colleagues...
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:12 pm

Good input Woody, the poll is changing!
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby visitor » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:13 pm

Beheading


This is bad as the head can 'live', see and hear
for some time after it is 'removed'!!
I have seen this done!!!

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:15 pm

Not if I do it, I'm a little shakey with an axe and might need a few swings X.

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby visitor » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:21 pm

The child molester was tied naked in a
chair in the town center and tormented
for nearly an hour before the sword did
its job!!
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:33 pm

I think that castrated/spayed option is not a good one. These people might want that done to them. :P

I suggest that they should simply be shot instead.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Sock » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:36 pm

Come on guys be more creative!
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:49 pm

Please change a few to the following...

Removal of toe/finger nails.

Firing squad.

Acupuncture. :)

Full body wax and hair removal.
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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby visitor » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:04 pm

You people have no creative juices!!

Make them read the joke forum over and over!!!

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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby visitor » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:05 pm

No! That is TOO bad!!!! ::) ::)


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Re: Crime and Punishment

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:12 pm

that was good but, I'd like to make on esudgestion:
instead of the sharpest knife you can find, how about the bluntest, rustiest contaminated blade?
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