Well you fella's will be pleased to know that the only swear word I use regularly is BUGGER!Its not too rude and can be used in many many situations and usually in place of f**k aswell. As for spelling and punctuation, I think i'm pretty good.
Congratulations Woody, I'm glad you don't go in for the more insulting expressions.
As I've said, being from Oz, there isn't really anthing that's taboo, and at the risk of speaking for the majority of my countrymen, we aren't offended easily by anything , much less words. Please consider, in the interest of those who may not be so liberal that "Bugger" has to do with the......how shall we say......the sticking of.........ummmm....something.......into the.........ahhh....errr........rear of a person (man or woman). Ah, basically describing the act of sodomy.
But don't get me wrong. Still a great word for describing the condition of oneself after heavy exersize (buggered), the condition of one's car engine (buggered) etc. Stuffed is always good too.................
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j/k
