Jetprop you need to hang around when I'm in a REALLY bad mood, you'll be amazed what kind of viciousness with words an ex-English teacher is capable of in a strop!
I mean your common-or-garden angry bloke would come up with "Stick a cactus up your a$$ you child molesting f***bag!"
An ex-English teacher would come up with "I feel that you need to insert a large and well sharpened member of the Cactaceae family into your lower intestine as a suitable alternative to your paedophilic activities you shining example of how a human being can look exactly like a walking prolapse of the rectum!"
Remember long medical words scare dimwits, they a) don't understand them and b) are not sure if you're seriously insulting them. Confusion is a wonderful thing... closely followed by the less than gentle application of knuckledusters to the nose. And yes my students had absolute respect for me!
Oddly most of them have stayed in touch and several have gone on to become English teachers citing me as a scary but great inspiration.
Nowt beats honesty backed up by pure anger and being over 6 feet tall and built like a brick outhouse
