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Postby jakob » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:56 am

Hello, Anyone know of utility or somethig we can use to print (fake) our airline tickets (boarding pass)? Nice to pretend :) :) Thank you.
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby FridayChild » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:01 am

This is funny  :)
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby Isak922 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:13 am

This is funny  :)
Why do you want that?


He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level!  ;D
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby Fozzer » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:12 am

This is funny  :)
Why do you want that?


He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level!  ;D


...it's one of those "EUREKA!" things...

....Where our dear old Jakob has suddenly woken up since July 2002 and thought to himself...
..."What can I think of today?"....
..."I know!...Ticket printing!....."....LOL.... ;D...!

...(A common occurrence with original Sim V Members)..... ;)...!

LOL...!

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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby beaky » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:58 am

Cute idea... you can also use coffee bags as barf bags... and maybe print your own emergency instructions:
"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby TSC. » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:05 pm

"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
;D

LOL ;D ;D

"We will be cruising at an altitude of 32,000ft today & our estimated time en-route is 2 hours - during which your Captain will most likely pop out to watch some telly, nip over to the supermarket for a few odds & sods, & more than likely, use god-like powers to speed up time near the end of your journey. We hope you have a nice flight"

:D

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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby jakob » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:52 pm

Hey, Glad you gents liked the idea  8-) 8-) Thanks, jakob
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby Jakemaster » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:07 pm

Cute idea... you can also use coffee bags as barf bags... and maybe print your own emergency instructions:
"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
;D


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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby JBaymore » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:33 am

[quote][He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level!
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby Conan Edogawa » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:49 pm

And don't you bring your coke into the cellar, oups, I mean the plane!! ::)
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby ashaman » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:00 pm

[He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level!  ;D


But now the family has to go thru security check to enter the house, and no bottles of liquids can be brought into the house.   ;)


Talk about setting a new precedent for a divorce. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby Conan Edogawa » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:26 pm

To the kid at the security check at the front door:

"What is this!??"

"It's a lolly, daddy."

"Not any more. You can kill anyone with that! Put it away!"

No.

Yes!

No.

*Aaarrgh*....Pokipsi... >:(
:P
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Re: Printing of tickets

Postby Jakemaster » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:17 pm

And don't you bring your coke into the cellar, oups, I mean the plane!! ::)


No, you can take a drink on the plane as long as you buy it once you're past security ;)
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