Features we'd like to see on next FS

[jimclarke]

1.  Software activates a fan mounted on the monitor to blow air in your face when you fly a plane with an open cockpit.

2.  When you crash, the monitor explodes and sends  shrapnel flying around the room.

3.  When the engine starts you can smell the fumes.

4.  If you violate any laws the FAA
pays you a visit.

5.  You get hit by golf balls when hedgehopping over golf courses.

6.  Game comes with a years supply of drammamine. and a box of "doggie bags".

7.  You get sucked up by UFOs when flying over the bermuda triangle.

OK, I'm just goofing off!!

Happy flying everybody!!

Jim

[Icelandair Pilot]

Hhahaha good ones..

[Midnight_LS1]

8. Your computer shoots sparks and electrical fires from electrical failure on board the aircraft

9. Rapid acceleration of the turbine engines resulting in compressor stalls causes computer power supply unit fan to break a few blades and vibrate like crazy

[BAW0343]

10. When aircraft stalls: desk, chair, computer, and you fall to the floor.

11. When flying over Area 51 real bullets enter the room you are in, destroying evrything

12. If you can land the aircraft in your back yard you get to keep it  

lol  fun stuff with all the stupid "Is 2006 comming out soon!?" topics

[Jakemaster]

13.  If your engine over heats, the computer catches on fire

14.  Fs never crashes (lol! that would be hilarious!)

[flyboy 28]

2.  When you crash, the monitor explodes and sends  shrapnel flying around the room.

Great idea..

[BFMF]

lol

Probably should be in the jokes forum

[Katahu]

15. Exiting the simulator will mean that you are exiting all that's left of your existance. Hmm... that's pretty much like the loons in SimV.

[expat]

15. If you fly an aircraft without auto pilot and press pause for a toilet break.........................pause is pause!!

16. If you fly a stealth aircraft, you are envelpoed in a warp field. Your wife and children will only see an empty desk, letting you fly in peace all day long.

17. When you crash, you monitor flies at you, smearing your nose across your face.

18. A voodoo doll of your favourite anti avaiton activist to hang on the dash of your chosen aircraft.

Matt

[FridayChild]

19. You will not be able to move if you don't fill your USB tank(s) with kerosene.
20. When you watch a friend flying, you will have to buy a ticket, check in an hour in advance, have your belongings checked etc.

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Jokes section or Cafe....but hilarious though

[Saitek]

Yeah, the best place for it. I won't add it to the list.

21) When you make a hard nose-lowering landing your chair ejects you into the monitor.

22) Half way through flying the a stewardess comes around and asks what you'd like your dinner. (Wouldn't be so bad if only Mum would coperate! )

[papa-metro]

When you sign off it activates a dramatic vid of the "MISSING MAN FORMATION"
papa-metro usaf 1953-57

[TSC.]

20. When you watch a friend flying, you will have to buy a ticket, check in an hour in advance, have your belongings checked etc.

LMAO!!!!!

23) When any of your family open the door to enter the room your in - you instantly get sucked straight through the door (For added effect feel free to scream 'DECROMPESSION!!!!')

Cheers,

TSC.

[TacitBlue]

24) You actually have to pay full price of a real aircraft for each add-on, plus fuel costs.... wait, that's a bad idea.