
:D :D !!!
I wasn't quite ready to tear the rig apart, but happened to be looking in there... and it seemed that I'd missed something in my first inspection: the secondary 12V cable ("ATX 12V") to the mobo was just slightly loose. It's possible I had never quite clicked it in place to begin with...

But of course it wouldn't just boot for me after that... had to pull a stick of RAM out. Shut down, returned the stick to its slot, and presto!
I take back everything I said about ASUS...

Thanks a lot for your help, everyone... now if you'll excuse me, I have to do some flying!
