It's my first week working at the bicycle factory, and they already made me a spokesperson.
Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks ...
It cost me an arm and a leg.
It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired, but if I run behind a car, I will get exhausted.
Keep smiling
Tug
