Cash Machines

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Cash Machines

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:37 am

What Men Do:

Drive up to the cash machine.
Put down your car window.
Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
Put window up.
Drive off.

And Now What Women Do:

Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
Set parking brake, put the window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
Tell person on mobile 'phone you will call them back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. Insert card.
Re-insert card the right way.
Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
Enter PIN.
Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
Enter amount of cash required.
Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt
Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
Re-check makeup.
Drive forward 2 feet.
Reverse back to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you Dress - Wash it Again
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
Redial person on cell phone.
Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
Release Parking Brake.

Cheers
Rich
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Re: Cash Machines

Postby yancovitch » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:39 am

hahaha...........uh oh......you're gonna be in trou...ble :D ............hmmmmm....so am i....for laughing....
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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Tug002 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:48 am

Oh......I see you have been behind her too. :lol:

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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Anthindelahunt » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:36 am

Boy.Are you going to get it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :o

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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:57 am

No worries chaps SWMBO is away visiting the Mother in Law :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Anthindelahunt » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:10 pm

That worked out nice for you Rich.
You got away with it this time. :lol: :lol: :pray:

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Re: Cash Machines

Postby captjim » Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:17 pm

captjim here. It's as good as the woman who was in front of me at a gas pump, who got back into her car and drove off with the pump handle still attached. Wow, what a mess that was. captjim :o :o
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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:19 pm

Ha-Ha!!! The one I got stuck behind never got off her (*&^>"#!) phone the whole time. The best part was when she dropped her card as she was retrieving it from the ATM
and then had to pull forward so she had enough room to open the car door to get out and pick it up. :D
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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Tug002 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:44 pm

:lol: :lol: You must have gotten behind the same one I was behind the other day. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Cash Machines

Postby AndyLavies » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:21 pm

My arms aren't long enough to reach the cash machine without driving on the foot path - that is frowned upon in our town and pedestrians tend to shout at you! We walk to the bank, draw out our pensions, walk home again. Exercise is good for geriatrics, isn't it?
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Re: Cash Machines

Postby DanMichael » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:42 pm

What gets me is how often women get into their car and then work with their hair and freshen their makeup.
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Re: Cash Machines

Postby Ratty » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:48 pm

DanMichael wrote:What gets me is how often women get into their car and then work with their hair and freshen their makeup.


Well, the rear view mirror is just so convenient.
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