Doctors and Dentists

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:22 pm

"Doctor, every winter I feel like something strange is running about in my stomach."
"I know what that is." said the doctor.
"It's the Abdominal Snowman."

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:23 pm

My doctor told me that if I saw a naked woman, I could have a stroke.
Well I saw one and I had a stroke.
She said if I touch her again she'd cut my nuts off.
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby H » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:40 pm

You know, some of this has a touch of reality. According to statistics, preventable medical mistakes account for @ 440,000 deaths per year. I don't believe that includes the results of a 2006 study by the National Academies of Science's Institute of Medicine revealing that @ 7,000 people die per year because of bad handwriting on their medical prescriptions.

Speaking of deaths comes the reminder of those who want their deaths to be worth something -- does anyone here know the purpose of a company called LifeGem?



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Postby Apex » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:12 pm

Hello H,

I Googled LifeGem out of curiosity. I'll leave out details, anyone else interested can check it out for themselves. Very interesting, from several different angles, including a deeply profound philosophical one, I'd say. But in the way of 'immortalization', so to speak, that word does describe it. "Diamonds are forever", so the saying goes. And there's the practical angle also. It's not for everyone, but something I would have never thought of. Always good to know all your options, no matter what the situation. Thanks for that.
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:05 pm

"Doctor, I feel strange. When I cough weird sounds come out.
When I sneeze, hieroglyphics come down my nose. What do you think it is?"

"You've caught a very heavy Da Vinci Code."
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mosquito one...hahaha
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

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