Hey Jimmy is that YOU in there
How did ya' manage to hold your breath for this many Decades under water
Did ya ever get COLD under those Freezing Michigan waters in the frigid winter time
Quite sure ya' got an interesting story to tell, huh,,, they been lookin fer ya' Azz for years, digging up Interstate Hiways, Football stadiums, peoples driveways, peoples Swimming Pools ,,,
Ohhh Hey ol' Jimmy , a lot has changed over the years since you decided to go Swimming,,,, we now got these things ya can talk into, they call them CELL PHONES,,, and get this JIMMY,,, ain't nobody payin attention to what their doin anymore, why they even walk right out in traffic, playin Pokey Mon' Go,, or some crazy stupid thing like that,
And since ya disappeared, some Hollywood movie cowboy actor became President, tho he's dead now.
Ohh and the Concorde Quit flyin' after a little mishap
And JIMMY get this, some Dufus Radicals flew sum Jumbo' Jets into those TWIN World Trade Centers in New York City, or as some call it, New Yak' City if your from up east
Well JIMMY can hardly wait for the TV Interviews , and to hear your story since YOU Disappeared on JULY 31st 1975 ,,,, gonna be an interesting story !!!
Submerged car found with human remains inside still a mystery : http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/08/17/submerged-car-found-with-human-remains-inside-remains-mystery.html