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Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:59 pm

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

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Re: Lettuce

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:22 pm

"Let us" have another think about this.... :think: ....

Personally.... I prefer; "Round Lettuce" to; "Iceberg Lettuce".... ;) ...

Probably; "Leaves" no trace?.... ;) ...!

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Re: Lettuce

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:00 pm

Lettuce, pray it does not happen again. :o

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Re: Lettuce

Postby Tug002 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

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