Balls To The Wall

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Balls To The Wall

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:12 am

BALLS TO THE WALL
"BALLS TO THE WALL" IS A TERM THAT PILOTS USE THAT HAS ORIGINS FROM THE EARLIER DAYS OF FLIGHT, WHEN THE THROTTLE, PROP CONTROL, AND MIXTURE HAD KNOBS THAT MADE IT EASIER FOR THE PILOT TO GRIP ...FULL FORWARD TO THE INSTRUMENT PANEL ..."BALLS TO THE WALL."



St Louis Approach control ...

St. Louis Approach to United:
"United 2030 best forward speed to the outer marker, you're number one."
United 2030 (male voice): "Roger, balls to the wall."

St. Louis Approach to American:
"American 4035, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."
American 4035 (female voice):
"Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-
Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
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If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Balls To The Wall

Postby papituwall » Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:20 am

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