Just been watching a You-Tube video of two of my USA Biker chums travelling together in North Carolina, and chatting to each other over their helmet-mounted radio communication systems, whilst on the move.....
Curious Biker who lives in North Carolina, to Biker who lives in Tampa, Florida:
....(in all-American innocence)....
North Carolina Biker: "Are Folks who live in Tampa called; "Tampons"?
Tampa Biker; "Yes"
The conversation then carried on as usual....

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Paul.....Chuckling to myself....

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampon Florida is nice (warm weather)...but I don't want to live in Tampa (filling orifices!)....

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