Post surgery question

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Post surgery question

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:33 am

"You’ll be happy to know you'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?”

:oops:

The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.

The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?”



He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils removed."
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Re: Post surgery question

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Apr 17, 2016 10:11 am

:naughty: :naughty: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

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Re: Post surgery question

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 17, 2016 4:38 pm

The combination of; "Tonsils" and "Sex" opens up all sorts of exciting possibilities.... :dance: ...!

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Re: Post surgery question

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:58 pm

Shadowcaster wrote: :naughty: :naughty: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:


Rich said it best!
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