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Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:46 am

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Re: Maths

Postby Webb » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:37 pm

... and you had better learn this, Mr. Shadowcaster, because you will need it in real life and you won't always have a calculator with you.

Unless you have a phone or something.
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Re: Maths

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:24 pm

When I was a little Toddler, my dear old Dad....(bless him)...

....used to tease me with the question....

"How many beans make five?"

It wasn't until I reached my 21st Birthday that I finally figured out the answer*.... :o ....!

When it comes to "counting", I am always very glad that I have a full compliment of fingers and toes... :pray: ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!

*.....The answer was "Five"... :doh: ...It said so on my Birthday Cake!!
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