Golf and Drinking

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Golf and Drinking

Postby Tug002 » Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:56 am

A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, took out ten dollars and said, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a guy looks like after he’s given up drinking and golf."

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Re: Golf and Drinking

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:48 pm

Love it :lol: :lol: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

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Re: Golf and Drinking

Postby Flying Trucker » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:14 pm

:lol: :clap: :dance: :violin: :whistle:
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Re: Golf and Drinking

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's hilarious Tug. It gave me an idea so I submit the following modification for your approval...

Flight Simming and Drinking

A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, took out ten dollars and said, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on payware at FS Pilot Shop or Just Flight instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't been flight simming in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a guy looks like after he’s given up drinking and flight simming." :lol:
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Re: Golf and Drinking

Postby Tug002 » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:17 am

Hawkeye07 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: That's hilarious Tug. It gave me an idea so I submit the following modification for your approval...

Flight Simming and Drinking

A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, took out ten dollars and said, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on payware at FS Pilot Shop or Just Flight instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't been flight simming in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a guy looks like after he’s given up drinking and flight simming." :lol:


:lol: :lol: I love it and it fits the forum much better, and I don't golf either :lol: :lol:

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Re: Golf and Drinking

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:59 am

Golf, (like Football, Baseball, Basketball, Rugby, Tennis, etc)...

....reminds me of blokes playing with their balls.... :o ...!

I never did get overly excited over; "Ball Games"... ;) ...!

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