Sensitivity stuff

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Sensitivity stuff

Postby Tug002 » Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:14 am

Three guys were working up on a mobile phone tower: Cooter,
Ray and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower
and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ray says,'Well,
shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser.
Ray says,
'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ray replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of
beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the
door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.'

Then Isaid, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'
Some guys are good at that sensitive stuff.

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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Re: Sensitivity stuff

Postby Fozzer » Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:18 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I'll drink to that, Tug!..... :dance: ...!

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Re: Sensitivity stuff

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:14 am

:dance: :dance: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Sensitivity stuff

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Tug!
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