A spokesman for Cornwall Airport Newquay said there was "a
suspected badger sighted on the runway by the bird control unit".
Don't you just love "Politically Correct"
First it was the
alleged rapist standing over the girl with his pants at half staff,
then we had the
alleged killer standing over the body with a gun in his hand.
Now we have the
suspected Badger sighted on the runway.
What was he suspected of? Being in a controlled area without a proper airport ID badge I'll bet.


An Aircraft Mechanic only needs two tools, Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.
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