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Stuttering Cat

Postby Tug002 » Sat Feb 27, 2016 11:21 pm

Stuttering Cat - as explained by a Grade 4 student

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl.

"My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say 'F@@k!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

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Re: Stuttering Cat

Postby BigTruck » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:11 am

lol
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Re: Stuttering Cat

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:11 am

Excellent :D
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Re: Stuttering Cat

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:09 am

First chuckle of the morning.

Now if I can only stop chuckling and drink my coffee! :lol:
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Re: Stuttering Cat

Postby Fozzer » Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:24 am

...another Kitty-Cat bites the dust!.... :dance: ...!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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