Who said romance is dead?

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Who said romance is dead?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:07 am

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he said. :lol:
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Re: Who said romance is dead?

Postby Tug002 » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:20 am

:lol: :lol: That was great :lol: :lol: sounds familiar :whistle:

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Re: Who said romance is dead?

Postby Fozzer » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:39 am

Remotely hilarious!.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Wives normally press the "OFF" button just as you are getting interested.... :roll: ....!

Paul.... :lol: .... :lol: ...!
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Re: Who said romance is dead?

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:59 am

Lynn is gonna kick your butt when she finds out you've been writing the red neck version of 50 Shades :-D
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Re: Who said romance is dead?

Postby pilotwin7 » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:36 am

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Re: Who said romance is dead?

Postby jphespe » Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:49 pm

How soon did you say he was going to be released from the hospital?

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