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Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:07 am

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Re: new year resolutions

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:34 am

Yes, you Mr. Friday hope you don't have any plan for this weekend
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:53 am

Miss Sunday I understand you have to work late to deliver packages on Xmas day. As you can see first three days after Christmas, when our big return season is. So please try understanding
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:54 am

Mr. Tuesday I hear you just brought the 3 bedroom house it that right. Listen there a promotion coming up if you just give us three or four month your time,
get what? with an extra promotion, pay man, you will pay off the mortgage in no time.
So I need the volunteer for Saturday and Sunday
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:20 am

Miss Sunday, etc, should be a dire warning to all Couples who are considering; "breeding"!

...its what happens, and then you have to suffer the consequences!

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Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 2:40 pm

Hello. Mr. Wednesday, I'm glad you 's home. There is an urgent need today, please I'm asking you our work load need extra worker....
What you say games 49ERS and Detroit Lions, yes, I know you're the 49ERS biggest Fan... I see. Oh, Mr. Wednesday the Performance reviews coming up... Oh, good, I'll see you at 12:30 pm thank you.
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:57 pm

Mrs. Monday I fully understand, but coming in late because the weather condition. Our company is paying you to be here working. Of course you must plant early a head, it not our concern.
By the way I needs you to stay over to make up the time and no (OT)
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby pilotwin7 » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:16 am

You mean after 20 years my job can be replaced. All the people I have trained come through this door. Now you wanted me to take the pay cut or be transferred to the other department, 30 miles away from where I live.
Well Mrs. Saturday I didn't say that, but you have summary close to what I say. And here the number you can call if you have any to complain.
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby pilotwin7 » Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:12 am

Mr. Thursday great new, and the opportunity to travel over sea our company decided to transfer you to China room and board all included.
Plus double up your salary and 20% bonus.

2 years or more that will depend on the people there to decide. Your family can come visit you one a year, and allow to stay up to 2 weeks all pay for.

But, Sir. I am a Japanese and Chinese American. My great grandpa on my father's side is born in the Japanese Internment Camp During WWII.
And my grandmother side of my mom's side. Her great grandpa is a Chinese Railroad Workers.

Don't you worry, we have translated. You blend in just fine, by the way they've well respected you more.
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Re: new year resolutions

Postby Fozzer » Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:45 am

pilotwin7 wrote:Mr. Thursday great new, and the opportunity to travel over sea our company decided to transfer you to China room and board all included.
Plus double up your salary and 20% bonus.

2 years or more that will depend on the people there to decide. Your family can come visit you one a year, and allow to stay up to 2 weeks all pay for.

But, Sir. I am a Japanese and Chinese American. My great grandpa on my father's side is born in the Japanese Internment Camp During WWII.
And my grandmother side of my mom's side. Her great grandpa is a Chinese Railroad Workers.


Don't you worry, we have translated. You blend in just fine, by the way they've well respected you more.


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