Positive Attitude

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Positive Attitude

Postby Tug002 » Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:17 am

Positive Attitude


Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.

He was in the hospital, agonizing in pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and... IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable,


"You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,

"Can I feel your boobs, then?"


AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!


Keep smiling
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Re: Positive Attitude

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:43 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

..I'll tell you what....

The; "Upper Part".

..That's the safest, most inexpensive place to explore/enjoy...

Trust me!.... ;) ....!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Positive Attitude

Postby papituwall » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:12 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Positive Attitude

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:56 am

A Classic :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Positive Attitude

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:10 pm

Excellent :-D
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