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Dumb Asses

Postby Tug002 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:46 am

Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.

The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way, he met a farmer on his donkey.

Upon seeing the king the farmer said,
"Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because injust a short time,

I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area."

The king was polite and considerate, and he replied:

"I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard.

He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.

And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast.

I trust him and I will continue on my way." So he continued on his way.

However, a short time later, a torrential rain fell from the sky.

The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled

upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional.

Then he summoned the farmer and offered him

the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.

I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping,

it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the king hired the donkey ......

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.

And the practice is unbroken to this day!!

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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:53 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Bloody fantastic!.... :dance: ...!

Planet Earth is full of Dumb Asses in high places....

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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:39 am

:lol: :clap: :dance:
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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:57 am

Brilliant :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby ftldave » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:28 pm

SIGH! The political grinches linger even during this happy time of year. Let's hope even the tea party wackos have a Merry Christmas ... maybe they'll get new tin foil hats from Father Christmas this year!


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Re: Dumb Asses

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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 5:02 am

Good one Tug :-D
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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby BLAZE » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:07 am

That's awesome Tug! :lol: .. :lol: .. :lol:
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Re: Dumb Asses

Postby papituwall » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:14 am

:dance: :dance: :dance: <<v
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