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Postby Webb » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:24 pm

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Hellooo!! Of course she can't see the ball.
Her glasses are on top of her head.
I'll bet you never noticed that!!
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Re: Address the ball

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:33 pm

I don't know about other people, but it's the very first thing that I noticed. :whistle:
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Re: Address the ball

Postby Jetranger » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:42 pm

Ummmm' I got 20.00 bucks :D :D

For De' Dancer / Stripper on De' Golf course

I wanna see her twirl with that Club :shock:

Ohhh I give Golf Lessons to chicks to make Extra money to BUY all these Payware Aircraft too :roll: :D


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Re: Address the ball

Postby Fozzer » Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:39 am

I suffer from Selected Vision...>>>

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...and I like it..... :dance: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Address the ball

Postby Jetranger » Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:23 am

Its Official - I'm givin up Flight Simming for Serious hands on Golf Training ~!!!!

All my gear for Sale !

Now, where can I find hot curvy Chick to begin Golf Training,,,,,

if I'd known this years ago, I'd never got into Flight Simming !!
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Re: Address the ball

Postby papituwall » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:12 am

I stay in aviation... Garmin G1000.

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Re: Address the ball

Postby Fozzer » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:50 am

...I just love those soft, brown, come-hither eyes....

....and those....

...... :pray: ....

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Postby expat » Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:33 pm

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Re: Address the ball

Postby Fozzer » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:31 pm

Its a funny old do...

...but when it comes to "Marries", the sight of these don't quite have quite the same effect on the male Psyche:

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I wonder why?.... :think: ....!

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Re: Address the ball

Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:29 am

Fozzer wrote:Its a funny old do...

...but when it comes to "Marries", the sight of these don't quite have quite the same effect on the male Psyche:

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I wonder why?.... :think: ....!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!



She's looking "udderly" gorgeous to me! :lol:
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Re: Address the ball

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:36 am

For some reason that last photo brought this to mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxXjsQbCZR8
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