His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,
and when all is ready he begins to speak:
* My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
* My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the East end."
* My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
* "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive
holdings, and as Don slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband
must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all that property".
Sarah replies,
“Property ? …. He had a paper route!"
Keep smiling
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