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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:31 am

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Re: Cooking

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:58 am

After a couple of glasses of California Napa Valley's finest Vino, and I can sing, and cook at the same time!

(I just have to set my cook's clock for everything that I do, so that I don't forget anything important in the process!).... ;) ....!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D7zfbcHuno

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Re: Cooking

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:25 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How to Cook a Turkey:

Step 1: Buy a turkey.
Step 2: Have glass of wine.
Step 3: Stuff turkey.
Step 4: Have glass of wine.
Step 5: Put Turkey in oven.
Step 6: Relax, and have another few glasses of wine.
Step 7: Turk the bastey.
Step 8: Wine of glass another get.
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer.
Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of wine.
Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours.
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 14: Turk the carvey.
Step 15: Get yourself another wattle of bine.
Step 16: Tet sable, pour yourself another glass of turkey.
Step 17: Say grace, throw-up, and pass out.

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Re: Cooking

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:50 am

......^^^^^^......

The real meaning of the saying: "HAPPY CHRISTMAS!".... :dance: ....!

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