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A good point

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:25 am

My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He
mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!
a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Re: A good point

Postby Fozzer » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:35 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Walking on very thin ice!.... :o ...!

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Re: A good point

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:30 am

A classic :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A good point

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:47 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Of course, if you had said "Go over and ask him if it was with the same OLD cow", you wouldn't have lived to tell the tale. :D
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