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Postby ozzy72 » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:49 am

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Re: I have no words...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:58 am

.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Even wearing a Crash Helmet wont stop you from falling down the stairs... :shock: ...!

Paul.... :D ...!

P.S. Condoms can be useful for decorating cakes with Icing Sugar..... ;) ...!
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Re: I have no words...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:29 am

Remind me never to accept dessert at your house Fozz :-D
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Re: I have no words...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:39 am

ozzy72 wrote:Remind me never to accept dessert at your house Fozz :-D


Never fear, Mark...

...they were in unopened, sealed packets.

Prostate Gland problems, and lack of enthusiasm, prohibit their intended use.... :roll: ...!

Paul... I just eat cake now... :? ...!
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Re: I have no words...

Postby papituwall » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:44 am

Great as usual Fozzy! <<v
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Re: I have no words...

Postby logjam » Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:42 pm

Ever hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a condom on his nose? When anyone asked him who he was supposed to be he replied "F@#$ nose." :clap: :clap:

I thought the emoticon was funny too (Clap Clap)
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Re: I have no words...

Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:16 am

Fozzer wrote:.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Paul.... :D ...!

P.S. Condoms can be useful for decorating cakes with Icing Sugar..... ;) ...!


They make great party balloons too. Just don't use them for kiddies birthday parties or baby showers. :lol:
(Something about baby showers and condoms really sets the mothers off. Not sure what it is? :think: )
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