The tailgater

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The tailgater

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:33 am

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...... I assumed you had stolen the car.''
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Re: The tailgater

Postby Flying Trucker » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:31 am

:clap: :dance: :violin: :whistle: :lol:
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Re: The tailgater

Postby Fozzer » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:48 am

Hallee-Flippin' Loo-Ya!..... :lol: ...!

Paul..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

P.S...I'll tell you what I do like.... ;) ....

The USA rule to; "STOP" (at a standstill) at intersections!.... :clap: ...!

Over here, folks creep out, and collide with others!
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Re: The tailgater

Postby logjam » Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:58 pm

What I hate is the "Mind-changer." The one in front of you, decides to make the turn, giving you the opportunity to follow. Then they change their mind and stop. . . . You of course are still looking to see if it's still safe to follow and BANG, you rear end them. Of course it's your own fault, but don't you just hate it when your in the wrong? :doh:
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Re: The tailgater

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:52 pm

In my area of the southern US "STOP" seems to stand for:

S-lightly
T- ouch
O- ther
P- edal

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Re: The tailgater

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:20 pm

Love it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The tailgater

Postby COBS » Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:11 am

The Times they are a changing ........................

I think that human kind has gone through various ages .
- Stone age.
- Iron age .
- Bronze age.
- Industrial age.

... and now we have arrived at ,

- Hypocrisy age.

It wasn't about road rules at intersections , it was about our attitude , our sincerity .
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