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All you can eat - plus

Postby Webb » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:18 pm

Woman Arrested For Denny's Pancake Rage

NOVEMBER 13--Meet Natasha West.

The Chicagoan, 27, is facing assault and property damage charges after becoming unhinged when a Denny’s waitress explained that she was not allowed to share her $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special with her friends.

West was dining Friday at a Denny’s in Oak Lawn, a Chicago suburb, when a server explained that the unlimited pancake offer was good for a single diner.

This did not sit well with West, who was apparently was under the impression that her $4 bought everyone at the table and unending pancake bounty.

According to the Oak Lawn Police Department, West cursed at the waitress and threw several punches at the employee (though the blows did not land). West and her party then left Denny’s without paying their tab, but not before she repeatedly kicked a door on the way out.

Pictured above, West was subsequently collared after Denny’s workers gave police a description of the car in which she and her pals fled.

West was charged with assault and damage to property. One of West’s friends, Jerome Ivory, 31, was busted for providing police with false identification.
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Re: All you can eat - plus

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:28 am

After seeing her picture it doesn't really surprise me that she thought her $4.00 would feed everyone and then she became unhinged when told it wouldn't.
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Re: All you can eat - plus

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:47 am

..... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

Chicago..... ;) ...!

Maybe I watch too many episodes of "Judge Judy" on my TV, and observing the ravings of such people; even before I saw her face on the newspaper, I knew exactly what country she originated from.... :whistle: ....!

They have a special vocabulary, and use of words...together with suitable animations!.... :o ....!

Once they get started, and top gear is engaged, the tirade never ends!..... :lol: ....!

I bet the Judge, and the Cops, had a hard time with her!.... :pray: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ...!
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Re: All you can eat - plus

Postby pete » Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:16 am

I wonder what part of 'all-you-can-eat' did she not understand ...... ? :roll:
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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:44 am

I'm guessing she doesn't know her pronouns :-D
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Postby Jetranger » Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:59 am

You got the Panacakes, I'll bring the Syrup , and we'll have a Gut fillin' Good time, :lol: :lol:


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Re: All you can eat - plus

Postby Apex » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:19 am

Well, next thing you know, she'll get herself a "good" attorney and sue on the grounds that her fit actually helped increase business by causing people to get an urge, either consciously or sub-consciously, to have pancakes. And . . . whooaa, I suddenly have a hankerin' for pancakes. Hey, whad I tell ya?? Siggy Freud was right all along.
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