An Eldery Lady

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An Eldery Lady

Postby Tug002 » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:18 am

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males
in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car - NOW!"


The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
to load her shopping bags into the back of the
car and got into the driver's seat.


She was so shaken that she could not get her key
into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
she realized why.


It was for the same reason she had wondered
why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two
12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked
four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her own car and drove
to the police station to report her mistake.


The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale men were reporting a
car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
Moral of the story?

If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable!


Keep smiling
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Re: An Eldery Lady

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:53 am

I can relate to that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: An Eldery Lady

Postby MASABI TROOPER » Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:15 pm

Yep, allways keep an eye on your car when older Ladies are arround.........hehe..... :clap: :clap: :clap: nice one....
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Re: An Eldery Lady

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:59 pm

Back in the '50s there were fewer car manufacturers to choose from.

Shopping with my mother I got tired and told her that I'd go wait in the car. No keys needed, no one locked their cars.

After a while I went back in to the store to find my mother. Not there.

Leaving the store again, I saw her. In one of the OTHER Buicks. :oops:
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Re: An Eldery Lady

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Nov 14, 2015 12:27 pm

Excellent :D :D :D
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