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Postby expat » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:41 am

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Advent reminder II

Postby Fozzer » Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:26 am

...so much for 'elf and safety!.... :o ....!

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Re: Advent reminder II

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:55 am

:D :D :D
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Re: Advent reminder II

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's a sorry tale that falls right in line with this cartoon. About Oct. 03 I walked into the local big retail chain DIY and hardware store (Menards) and I couldn't believe my eyes. The "seasonal" display area was decked out for Christmas with trees, lights, plastic Santas of every description and tree trimmings galore. All right next to the Halloween display area. It was still four weeks until Halloween and the blood suckers already had the Christmas stuff on display! Un-fricken-believable!!
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Re: Advent reminder II

Postby Tug002 » Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:50 am

Hawkeye07 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's a sorry tale that falls right in line with this cartoon. About Oct. 03 I walked into the local big retail chain DIY and hardware store (Menards) and I couldn't believe my eyes. The "seasonal" display area was decked out for Christmas with trees, lights, plastic Santas of every description and tree trimmings galore. All right next to the Halloween display area. It was still four weeks until Halloween and the blood suckers already had the Christmas stuff on display! Un-fricken-believable!!


I hear you, it seems to me that the displays go up earlier every year :shock: . Soon they will just leave them up year round so the other store won't beat them to the draw :lol: That being said it will sure thin out the baby deer population :violin:

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Re: Advent reminder II

Postby expat » Sun Oct 18, 2015 10:07 am

Tug002 wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's a sorry tale that falls right in line with this cartoon. About Oct. 03 I walked into the local big retail chain DIY and hardware store (Menards) and I couldn't believe my eyes. The "seasonal" display area was decked out for Christmas with trees, lights, plastic Santas of every description and tree trimmings galore. All right next to the Halloween display area. It was still four weeks until Halloween and the blood suckers already had the Christmas stuff on display! Un-fricken-believable!!


I hear you, it seems to me that the displays go up earlier every year :shock: . Soon they will just leave them up year round so the other store won't beat them to the draw :lol: That being said it will sure thin out the baby deer population :violin:

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Here they have Christmas cake for sale on sale already, 25% off.....Don't know if that is a "come on" or because it is not selling..... :shock:

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Re: Advent reminder II

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:48 pm

Here they have Christmas cake for sale on sale already, 25% off.....Don't know if that is a "come on" or because it is not selling..... :shock:

Matt


Maybe it was left over from last Christmas? :lol:
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