Marriage confessions

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Marriage confessions

Postby Tug002 » Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:27 pm

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but thought, Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. And since I know he’s addicted to sex, three times is not too bad. She said, “OK Bill, I guess I can forgive you.”
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?

He answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center.

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Re: Marriage confessions

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:29 pm

Ouch :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: Marriage confessions

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:14 am

I just wish that I could get paid for all the re-recyclable stuff I put in my Recycle Wheelie-Bin every week.... :shock: ....

...(and not involving any form of illicit Sexual activity).... :roll: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ....!
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