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Dear rich uncle....

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:13 am

My dad always said that you may have a lot of money, but that you work too hard.

That you don't have any family, and never get out there and live.


So I was thinking that I could offer a few suggestions.

After all, money isn't everything.


Have you ever tried skiing? It's a lot of fun. :D
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Camping is a great way to relax.
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The peace and quiet will do you good. :D
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Just getting out for a good walk can help to relax you.
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Canoeing and kayaking is a favorite with many people. I recommend letting the water take you to new places. It can be invigorating. You MUST try it. :D
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And if canoeing doesn't appeal to you, why not go for a swim.
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And don't forget biking. It's a wonderful way to get around. :D
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What do you say. Lets sneak away without telling anyone.

We can enjoy a beautiful sunset together.
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Tug002 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:27 am

Hey there OldAirmail, thank you for the great pictures but I don't think that I will personally be doing any of that in the near future :shock: The older I get, the closer to the ground I prefer to be. Except for flying of course :D I don't even like to be on my roof any more as I don't bounce as well as I used to :lol:

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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:54 am

These days, I find myself firmly attached to my comfy arm-chair....

...which is nice!... :D ...!

..(Safety First)... ;) ...!

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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:05 am

OMG!

That last picture!

WHERE IS MY UNCLE!!!! :o

It's just me on that little ledge. :shifty:
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:01 pm

OldAirmail wrote:OMG!

That last picture!

WHERE IS MY UNCLE!!!! :o

It's just me on that little ledge. :shifty:


Must be an "after" shot huh? ;)
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Webb » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:27 pm

I have a deal.

This guy has been around the reef for several years

He doesn't bother me and I don't bother him.

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He's just a barracuda. He won't mess with you if you don't mess with him.
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:10 pm

Wow, that is one ugly hunk of fish.
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Webb » Sun Sep 13, 2015 2:05 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:Wow, that is one ugly hunk of fish.

That's why you avoid them. They can bite off a finger in a a half of a second but they usually avoid people. I can swim within a couple of feet of them without fear because they know good people/bad people. They don't attack unless they feel threatened.

They are known to go for shiny objects so if you are diving in 'cuda territory remove your jewelry.
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Fozzer » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:15 am

Webb wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:Wow, that is one ugly hunk of fish.

That's why you avoid them. They can bite off a finger in a a half of a second but they usually avoid people. I can swim within a couple of feet of them without fear because they know good people/bad people. They don't attack unless they feel threatened.

They are known to go for shiny objects so if you are diving in 'cuda territory remove your jewelry.


I find it difficult to imagine anything more painful than a Barricuda biting off my; "Jewelry".... :shock: ... :shock: ...!

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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Webb » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:53 am

A barracuda bite is relatively painless because their teeth are so sharp. It would be like slicing off a finger with a razor blade in an instant.
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Re: Dear rich uncle....

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:37 pm

Sort of like a piranha on steroids.
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