The Geography of a Woman

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The Geography of a Woman

Postby Tug002 » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:34 pm

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END.

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Re: The Geography of a Woman

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:04 pm

TOO MUCH! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Geography of a Woman

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:24 am

:D :D :D
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Re: The Geography of a Woman

Postby BlueSkies » Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:21 am

An absolute Cracker -- -- and so true !! :D
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Re: The Geography of a Woman

Postby Fozzer » Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:33 am

.... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

My pair of Nuts abdicated a long time ago, and no longer rule my head!... :( ...!

Paul....Distant memories.... :roll: ...!

.... :lol: .... :lol: ...!
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Re: The Geography of a Woman

Postby Apex » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:57 am

Brilliant! And true, too.
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Re: The Geography of a Woman

Postby Capt_Cronic » Sat Aug 29, 2015 9:03 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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