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Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby expat » Sun Aug 16, 2015 6:47 am

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby Tug002 » Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

keep smiling
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Re: Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:40 pm

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Re: Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby Fozzer » Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:47 pm

The very thought....

....in both cases...

Brings tears to my eyes... :shock: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Mind you, I still reckon, for us Blokes, a swift kick in the Goolies would be far less painful for us, than giving child birth!

.... ;) ....!
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Re: Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby Steve M » Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:00 pm

:lol: That could cause some brain damage I think. I mean either way you look at it.
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Re: Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby Sinkrate » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:17 am

Spudz every time for me...........it's cheaper!
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Re: Child birth or a kick in the happy sack......

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:35 pm

Looking at it as a man, it's very simple.

So long as the woman is willing to have sex with the chance of childbirth, it can't be too bad.

Whereas even the slightest of impacts below the belt, so to speak, is far more than a man ever wants to repeat.
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