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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:24 am

Billy is on holiday in Ireland, he's in Dublin and asks Paddy the quickest way to get to Cork.
Paddy says "Are you in a car or on foot?"
Billy replies "In a car."
Paddy answers "That's the quickest way!"
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Re: Asking for directions

Postby Fozzer » Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:06 am

....never fails!.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

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Re: Asking for directions

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:41 am

Too funny Mark! :lol: :lol: :lol: Best one I've heard today!
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Re: Asking for directions

Postby BLAZE » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:37 am

HaHaHa :lol: That's a good one Ozzy! Sounds like Paddy may be Blonde! ... :lol:
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Re: Asking for directions

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:48 am

Careful, I'm blonde and half-Irish :-D
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Re: Asking for directions

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:53 pm

ozzy72 wrote:Careful, I'm blonde and half-Irish :-D


Hmmm...So maybe it wasn't "Billy" who asked for directions. Methinks the plot thickens.

What was that line from the old "Dragnet" series? "The names have been changed to protect the innocent." :lol: :lol:
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