Best advice ever!

[ozzy72]

[Romulus111VADT]

I have a two pound Hershey bar that each little rectangle is suppose to be the approx. equivalent to a normal sized bar. I bought two to be on the safe side.....

[Fozzer]

Best advice....

...keep away from them altogether.... ...!

They are very scary creatures, and will do you much harm on close contact!

Paul.... ...!

[ozzy72]

Cowardice is the better part of discretion Rom

[Hawkeye07]

If my Mrs gets too ornery I threaten to shoot her in the butt with a tranquilizer dart and drag her out onto the front lawn and let her lay there with her tongue hanging out and panting just like on Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom back in the 60's and 70's. Works every time. Luckily she doesn't know I lost the dart!

[Fozzer]

If my Mrs gets too ornery I threaten to shoot her in the butt with a tranquillizer dart and drag her out onto the front lawn and let her lay there with her tongue hanging out and panting just like on Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom back in the 60's and 70's. Works every time. Luckily she doesn't know I lost the dart!

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The best laid plans of mice and men!.... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[Shadowcaster]

Remember chaps

[Hawkeye07]

OK Mark, it didn't work! The Mrs started to growl so I threw some chocolate at her. Beaned her right in the head too. Now she's really mad!!

[ozzy72]

I just said it was advice, I never offered a guarantee

[Hawkeye07]

I just said it was advice, I never offered a guarantee

Now you tell me! Things have gone from bad to worse. She picked up the chocolate I brained her with and threw it back at me. Not wanting to see good chocolate gone to waste I picked it up and ate it. That surely pushed her over the edge. She yelled "YOU ATE MY CHOCOLATE!!!" And that's when the fight really started....

[ozzy72]

Might I suggest investing in some kevlar weave undies and a crash helmet for being at home?

[Hawkeye07]

I FOUND THE DART!!!