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Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:26 am

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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:46 am

I love it.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Whoever invented "Chopsticks" for cutlery purposes, was having a very bad day.

No way, in a million years, would ever I attempt to use them...

...useless, forkin' things!... :oops: ...!

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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:46 pm

According to Mr. Miyagi "Man who catches a fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gAHil89Z4

I'm still working on this...... ;)

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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby Steve M » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:19 pm

Directions for western style chopsticks. (Forkchops)

What you will need: 4 chopsticks, 1 pencil sharpener, 1 roll of duct tape. :whistle:
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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby OldAirmail » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:42 pm

I really don't understand your dislike of chopsticks. :evil:

Do you remember your mother telling you to stop playing with your food?


Well, chopsticks give you the perfect excuse to play with your food. :D
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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby expat » Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:21 am

Think about it, someone came up with the idea to eat tiny rice grains...............with two sticks..........Coming from the same people who invented gun poweder, the compass, paper, the wheelbarrow, the seismograph, alcohol, kites, hang gliders, silk, smelting, porcelain, type printing and the art of warfare....... :shock:

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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby Tonydb » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:03 am

Can't understand all the fuss, its very easy, I live in China and have used nothing else but chopsticks for the past 12 years, simple :D
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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:16 am

Tonydb wrote:Can't understand all the fuss, its very easy, I live in China and have used nothing else but chopsticks for the past 12 years, simple :D


Chopsticks instead if a knife and fork?.... :think: ....

I would have died of starvation zillions of years ago!.... :o ...!

..and no chance of suffering with indigestion... ;) ...!

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Re: Eating with chopsticks

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:36 am

Great if your on a diet :doh:
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