The Scotsman at the baseball game

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The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby Webb » Sun May 31, 2015 4:48 pm

A Scotsman moves to the US and soon he attends his first baseball game.

The first batter approaches the batter's box takes a few swings and then hits a double.

Everyone is on their feet screaming, "RUN!!!"

The next batter hits a single.

The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN!!!, RUN!!!"

The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begin screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.

The Umpire calls, "Walk!"

The batter starts his slow trot to first base.

The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, RUN!!!"

The people around him begin laughing.

Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.

A friendly fan notices the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run...he has four balls."

The Scot immediately stands up and screams as loud as he can: "Walk with pride, Laddie!!!"
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby OldAirmail » Sun May 31, 2015 4:55 pm

Thanks for the laugh. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun May 31, 2015 6:32 pm

Oh man that was funny. :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun May 31, 2015 6:52 pm

Good one Jim! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun May 31, 2015 10:46 pm

Like it :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun May 31, 2015 11:00 pm

I'm still laughing Jim.Thats a classic. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:37 am

Superb O0 O0 O0
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Re: The Scotsman at the baseball game

Postby Tug002 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:00 am

:D :D That was great :D :D

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