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Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:16 pm

Ich habe ein Problem.

Wenn ich fliegen über England, die Dinge zu schießen Dinge aus meinem Flugzeug.

Und dann habe ich zum Absturz bringen.

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Und die Französisch sind immer weiße Fahnen schwenkten und surrendering.

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Aber das Essen ist gut, so dass ich habe nichts dagegen.

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Vielleicht sollte ich einfach aufgeben. :(



(You can blame anything bad on Google translation)

I've just downloaded this plane, and had forgotten why I'd deleted it in the first place.

I might as well get a laugh out of it. :D
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby expat » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:35 pm

Jesus, I thought my German grammar was bad.............. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:59 pm

Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway. :lol:



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do. :D
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby mustangaroo » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:44 pm

ixnay. Maxnix (machts nichts) is the proper vay to sprechen sie deutch. Sure get a lot of spell checker lines.
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:50 am

ARE YOU AXCUSINING OF SPEKING BAD CHERMAN!!!! :evil:

I spek guut Churman AND I teach Chnese to speak goot Engrish To.!!

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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby expat » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:26 am

OldAirmail wrote:Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway. :lol:



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do. :D


My cousin and her parents can hold fluent conversation in it. Quiet impressive to watch. I know the rules and how to do it, but I just can't get my tongue around it.... :?

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 22, 2015 4:55 am

http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/piglatin.htm

As I get older, my vocabulary gets smaller.
...amongst other things...

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!

The trouble with living on your own, means that you don't get to use; "words" very much, so they become difficult to find...when you really want one, at short notice!!
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:30 am

Perhaps you should buy a small phrase book and carry it with you?

You can never tell, it might help you to meet new friends. :D

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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby expat » Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:46 am

OldAirmail wrote:Perhaps you should buy a small phrase book and carry it with you?

You can never tell, it might help you to meet new friends. :D

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY[/youtube]



Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby G.K. » Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:49 am

OldAirmail wrote:Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway. :lol:



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do. :D


Used to use it but we called it ackbay langsay
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:58 pm

expat wrote:

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol: :lol:

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That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:00 pm

G.K. wrote:
OldAirmail wrote:Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway. :lol:



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do. :D


Used to use it but we called it ackbay langsay

Anyone know of something similar in other languages?
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby expat » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:26 am

OldAirmail wrote:
expat wrote:

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol: :lol:

Matt

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No? :lol: :lol: :lol:


I am brave...............But not stupid...... :lol:

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:16 am

expat wrote:
OldAirmail wrote:
expat wrote:

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol: :lol:

Matt

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No? :lol: :lol: :lol:


I am brave...............But not stupid...... :lol:

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Ha-ha!!! Matt, would the correct term be "Totes Fleisch"? (Dead meat) :lol:
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Re: Ich habe ein Problem.

Postby expat » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:23 am

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am brave...............But not stupid...... :lol:

Matt


Ha-ha!!! Matt, would the correct term be "Totes Fleisch"? (Dead meat) :lol:


I would go as far as saying Sehr (very) totes Fleisch.......... :lol:

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