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Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:34 am

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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:36 am

..... :shock: ... :shock: ...!

You flippin' hope!.... :o .... :o ...!

She will make a sandwich for herself...after she has butchered you, and put your remains in the Trash Bin...

....its what they do....comes natural.... ;) ...!

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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby expat » Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:59 am

Brave, very brave.....
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:20 pm

Stupid, very stupid...... :doh:
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:52 pm

If you don't end up with a hotdog on a bun with meatballs as a side dish....... :o

How do you spell unick, eunuch, saris, hmmm; lacking motivation..... :think:

Ah, yes. the ole tally whacker has been wacked off....... :o

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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:16 pm

Ah yes, what was her name? Mrs Babbit?
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:43 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:Ah yes, what was her name? Mrs Babbit?


Miss Take....

(It was what you made when you first encountered her...)..... ;) ...!

Females terrify me!.... :shock: ...!

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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby expat » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:03 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:Stupid, very stupid...... :doh:



Better to burn out than fade away........... :lol:
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:28 am

expat wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:Stupid, very stupid...... :doh:



Better to burn out than fade away........... :lol:


I am slowly fading away, Matt.... :D ....

...safely!... ;) ...!

Females are a dangerous breed apart....

..like Bengal Tigers and Grizzly Bears... :shock: ...!

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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 12:15 pm

expat wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:Stupid, very stupid...... :doh:



Better to burn out than fade away........... :lol:
( Isn't that line from the movie "Highlander"?)


Ha-Ha, More like "Crash & Burn" :lol:
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:10 pm

Kurgan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOKsOveYD0
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:22 pm


Yep, that's it! Thanks Mark!
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Re: Sexist Sid

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:46 pm

I love that film Hawkeye, glad to share ;-) I love the "Hellllo Pretty!" and "New York! New York!" :-D
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