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Have You Seen This Man?

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:17 pm

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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Have You Seen This Man?

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:24 pm

What a scream!I needed a laugh.

Thanks Hawkeye.

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Re: Have You Seen This Man?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:25 am

I'm sure the police recorded the death as suicide on the basis of this photo :-D
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Re: Have You Seen This Man?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:12 pm

ozzy72 wrote:I'm sure the police recorded the death as suicide on the basis of this photo :-D


I'm sure the plunger being shoved up his butt was a sure indicator of suicide..... ;)

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Re: Have You Seen This Man?

Postby expat » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:18 pm

Romulus111VADT wrote:
ozzy72 wrote:I'm sure the police recorded the death as suicide on the basis of this photo :-D


I'm sure the plunger being shoved up his butt was a sure indicator of suicide..... ;)

:D


And if not, then justifiable homicide would work too.... :lol:

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Re: Have You Seen This Man?

Postby Steve M » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:20 pm

:lol:
What's a man to do? No gift doesn't work either. I know this, now.
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