Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres

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Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:24 am

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Ethel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Ethel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!

Now if you knew our Ethel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres

Postby Fozzer » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:13 am

Wonderful!..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Good find, Mark!

Its the way she says it.....with her; "countryside", Cotswold accent!.... :lol: ...!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotswolds

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!

...and more!... :dance: ...>>> http://www.pamayres.com/index.php/category/poems/
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres

Postby Tonydb » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:24 am

Ha ha ha , wonderful stuff :D
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:49 pm

A real cracker that, thanks for posting cheered me up no end. :clap: :lol: :lol:
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