The old widow

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The old widow

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:39 am

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED !!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you ? Just look at you...you have no legs !
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you !'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either !'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you !'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'But are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
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Re: The old widow

Postby Tug002 » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:04 am

:D :D :D :D That was great :D :D :D :D
Still laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
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Re: The old widow

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:21 am

.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I exploded!... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

10/10....best one ever!

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Re: The old widow

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:36 am

Too Funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: I was taking a sip of tea when I got to the punch line. Now I have to clean my monitor! :roll:
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Re: The old widow

Postby papituwall » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dangerous ads.... <<t
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Re: The old widow

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:56 pm

I'm wandering around my house muttering those immortal words to myself...>>>

"....The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'..."

...its killing me!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: The old widow

Postby Steve M » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:49 pm

And here I was thinking he rang the bell with his nose. ^-^
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Re: The old widow

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:15 pm

Steve M wrote:And here I was thinking he rang the bell with his nose. ^-^


No legs, to stand up, Steve...

(...and pretty 'armless, too!..)

Only one useful appendage left... ;) ...!

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